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Construction Worker Fucks Building Inspector @ UKNM

May 13, 2011

Hey Johnny! The contractor is here! Yeah, he looks like that hot fucker in that UK Naked Men video you lent me. Sure, I'll let him know. But I gotta tell ya, he's pretty incredible so if you are not gonna come up here, I'm gonna get down with him my self! See, thats the kind of shit running through my head all the time only no one in the blue color world that I have come across EVER looks like this guy. With my luck I'll be 97 and the plumber will show up and he'll be hot and all I will be able to do is take hits from my oxygen mask!

In "Fuck the Building Inspector" we are treated to Nathan Price and Rob Fantaria in one amazing session every captured on film, digital or otherwise. Rob gets fed up with the pedantic building inspector played by Nathan and his insane demands that he decides to let him inspect a very different sort of erection. Rob teaches him a mercilessly lesson as he piston fucks Nathan like a mad man. If you like it rough and nasty, you want to click here NOW!

View the full scene on UKNakedMen.com

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Jake Deckard Dominates Manly Stud @ Fetish Force

March 22, 2011

One of the darkest days in recent porn was the day that the iconic Jake Deckard faded away. When we got this one from Fetish Force we excited at the thought of a "massive" come back? Could the GODs be that giving? Were our prayers answered? I the circles of the circles we travel in, we knew that Mr. Deckard was well in to launching his own line of skin flicks out of the Raging Stallion stable. Then, after a handful of successful releases, POOF... gone. A dark day indeed.

In this number, Jake takes it to the ultra next level when fucking Ty Hudson. Who by the way is a legend in the industry as far as we are concerned. The entire scene with the catheter is mind blowing especially for me. Jake delivers an impressive double pounding on Ty's prostate. Its one of those scenes worthy of any number of awards. Get your water sports fetish here!

See more extreme sex scenes at Fetish Force

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Horny Daddy Victor Carson @ Hot Older Male

October 21, 2009

I'm going to go on record and say that Victor Carson, from Hot Older Male, is DEFINITELY not my type. Not even as a FB. A bit too hairy for me and, although he's got a nice smile, something tells me he might be… well… perhaps not the most masculine Dad on the planet. I could be wrong. I think it's the rings. One is okay. But he's wearing three. Two on one hand, one on the other. How much bling does one Dad need?

BUT! And there's always a but, I do happen to know some guys that would find Victor to be more than adequate, if not hot, in his own right. So, for all you hirsute lovers out there, this mature Daddy is for you. You'll find him, along with many other truly sexy Dads at HotOlderMale.com.

View the full scene on HotOlderMale.com

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Porn Flashback To The 70s @ Randy Blue

August 09, 2009

Welcome back to the 70s! Where polyester leisure suits reigned supreme and men with handlebar mustaches were the hot daddies of their day. The boys wore denim cut-offs so short they put Daisy Duke to shame and the tube socks were knee high and geeky. In this 70's spoof, Randy Blue has incorporated just about every cliche in the book they could find from the disco, lava lamp, and bell bottom era. Think of it as a cross between Welcome Back, Kotter, Animal House and the vintage William Higgins poolside movies. Only with sexier guys.

This movie has a host of hot jocks throughout: Christian Sharp, Xander Scott, Vincent DeSalvo and Brandon Kent. You'll also see Ethan Parker, Dustin Steel, Mike West and Leo Giamani who, at first, I didn't recognize. Until his dick came out. I still can't decide if this type of camp blends with porn. I prefer my fuck scenes with little, to no premise. However, the camp is fun and... hey... the 70s weren't that bad. I lost my virginity to a Vitalis slicked hair-do with Brut after shave. If you want to want to get a good laugh, re-live some of your memories from high school and college, take a trip back in time with RandyBlue.com. Who knows? You might remember a few fantasies you'd always wanted to live out.

Watch More Hot Naked Jocks @ RandyBlue.com

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2 Gay Skinhead Boyfriends @ AlphaMaleFuckers.com

March 27, 2009

There's no chemistry quite like that between boyfriends, and it shows in this scene with Mario Delazarius and Aitor Crash from AlphaMaleFuckers.com.

Though they've both got the skinhead stud look down pat (not to mention a couple of nice big dicks), the similarities stop there for the most part.

Biracial Mario sports a wicked moustache and a pair of sideburns, and that long tongue of his is all too perfect for probing its way around and up Aitor's smooth manhole.

As for Aitor, he's got that nice strawberry blonde beard and some subtle tattoos, but it's that pierced uncut cock of his that clearly drives Mario wild.

These two suck and fuck each other until they're both ready to spurt their loads everywhere. Why not see for yourself...? Check out AlphaMaleFuckers.com...

Tattooed white top Aitor Crash fucks light-skinned Mario Delazarius's bubble butt Mixed race mustache dude Mario Delazarius buries his cock to the hilt in beefy white bottom Aitor Crash's big round ass