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Ashley Ryder = Instant Boner. In this unbelievable scene from UK Naked Men, he plays with muscled sex pigs Korben David and Victor. The two big dicked studs abuse the slutty Brit boy as if he were nothing more than a toy. In fact, watching Ashley take the monstrously huge, blue dildo got me so juiced I had to whip it out and stroke out a fast one on the spot.

There's just something about Ashley. The other guys are hot and worth looking at. Nice bodies. Big dicks. Total pig tops. But there's something about Ashley that gets me every time. First, he reminds me of Russell Tovey, a British Actor I'd love to see get royally banged. Second, I just can't get over how someone who looks so young and so innocent can be such a total slut! It's like Mum and Dad bred him specifically to be a boycunt for men who like to abuse fuckholes like Ashley. Heavy sigh.

You will not believe what this boy can handle. Check this scene out at UKNakedMen.com

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Fred Faurtin and Tyson Mac, from UK Naked Men, are supposed to be just released, rehabilitated prisoners. Does that mean they're in rehab? Of course, it makes me think of Amy Winehouse who said no. I've a feeling that if she'd seen the dicks on these sexy fuckers, she may have said yes, yes, oh bloody hell, yes! I don't think Fred or Tyson are into pussy, though.

Tyson, the sexy chav (that's Brit speak for thug), knows what he missed from his prison days. Fred's thick cock. How anyone can open up wide enough to take that fat knob is beyond me. But hey, what do I know? I've never been to prison, or rehab, but maybe I should take up drinking and rob a liquor store? With my luck, though, I'd probably wind up with Jabba The Hut, or worse, a stupefied Amy who keeps telling me she's no good.

Make sure you visit UKNakedMen.com if you're into scruffy Brit men fucking. Better than bangers 'n mash and a pint of ale!

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Fucking outdoors, where anyone might be able to walk by or stumble across you is a huge thrill. Just the thought alone gets me hard. Sometimes I want to be the one to participate, to be watched, but others I just want to kick back and lean against a tree and watch someone else getting off on fucking outdoors, putting on a show while the audience quietly cheers you on. Anthony and Drake, from UK Naked Men, might not have a huge crowd around them but, oh, the possibilities.

I like to think that maybe they're fucking on the polo grounds, behind the stable, while  Prince William and Henry are getting into their riding gear and perhaps walking by with their crops, leading their horses off the beaten path when they stumble across Anthony and Drake.

Almost makes me want to take up horseback riding! Gotta luv those cute, hot Brit boys with their uncut dicks bobbing up and down as they ride Daddy. Why don't you trot on over and pay UKNakedMen.com a visit?

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I have a friend who always says that other than Black men, Brits have the biggest dicks because they have bad teeth. I always thought he was full of shit; especially on the teeth part. As for the English cock, well, I think I'm beginning to believe him. I don't think Harry Louis, Jorge Ballantinos and Mitch Collins from UK Naked Men are accurate representations of all British men but I'm willing to accept the stereotype! The three have big, fat dicks that would probably choke most cocksuckers.

I have to admit that fucking on a glass floor is interesting and unique. There are some hot camera angles at time but they're not always the most flattering. These guys are smoking! They should be fucking on a bed, an alley, even a pool table! But regardless of where they're screwing, I love the mixture of pretty boy and rough, scruffy men. You can check them out at UKNakedMen.com. I think you'll find them to be as hot as I do.

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I'm not a fan of pool halls or bars with pool tables. Mostly because it's usually where I wind up. And then I have to jostle around trying to avoid a cue stick poking at my ass or having my balls poked at as a player takes his shot. However, after seeing this clip and stroking a little to the pictures, I'm willing to reconsider. Especially if the guys look like Kurt Rogers and Carioca in this scene from UK Naked Men. I mean, I thought Brits were supposed to be gangly and have bad teeth?!

Kurt and Carioca are amazing to watch. They have super bodies, great tattoos that add to their masculinity — plus they have really big dicks. Take a look at the way Carioca's lips spread so wide as he suck's down Kurt's fat root. Fuck. I just leaked.

These guys are seriously hot. Wish I was the pool table. Better yet, I'm thinking maybe I'll put my money down for the next game. If you wanna play a little 8-Ball at UKNakedMen.com you'll find Kurt, Carioca and a bunch of other equally hot Brits lined up and waiting.

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